What's a kiddim™? Kids say the funniest and most unexpected things. The dads at 2FunDads.com have written down what they considered the funniest things their children have said as they have grown up. They have taken them and turned them into kiddims™.

Artist: Donny Yankellow
Writer: Jeff Schreiber, Donny Yankellow
Discover more about this title

▄ ▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄▄ ▄▄

▄▄ ▄▄
▄▄▄ ▄▄▄
▃▃▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃ ▃▃ ▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃

▄ ▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄▄ ▄▄

▄▄ ▄▄
▄▄▄ ▄▄▄
▃▃▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃ ▃▃ ▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃

▄ ▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄▄ ▄▄

▄▄ ▄▄
▄▄▄ ▄▄▄
▃▃▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃ ▃▃ ▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃

▄ ▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄▄ ▄▄

▄▄ ▄▄
▄▄▄ ▄▄▄
▃▃▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃ ▃▃ ▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃

▄ ▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄▄ ▄▄

▄▄ ▄▄
▄▄▄ ▄▄▄
▃▃▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃ ▃▃ ▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃

▄ ▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄▄ ▄▄

▄▄ ▄▄
▄▄▄ ▄▄▄
▃▃▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃ ▃▃ ▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃

▄ ▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄▄ ▄▄

▄▄ ▄▄
▄▄▄ ▄▄▄
▃▃▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃ ▃▃ ▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃

▄ ▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄▄ ▄▄

▄▄ ▄▄
▄▄▄ ▄▄▄
▃▃▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃ ▃▃ ▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃

▄ ▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄▄ ▄▄

▄▄ ▄▄
▄▄▄ ▄▄▄
▃▃▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃ ▃▃ ▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃

▄ ▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄▄ ▄▄

▄▄ ▄▄
▄▄▄ ▄▄▄
▃▃▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃ ▃▃ ▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃

▄ ▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄▄ ▄▄

▄▄ ▄▄
▄▄▄ ▄▄▄
▃▃▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃ ▃▃ ▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃

▄ ▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄▄ ▄▄

▄▄ ▄▄
▄▄▄ ▄▄▄
▃▃▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃ ▃▃ ▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃

▄ ▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄▄ ▄▄

▄▄ ▄▄
▄▄▄ ▄▄▄
▃▃▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃ ▃▃ ▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃

▄ ▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄▄ ▄▄

▄▄ ▄▄
▄▄▄ ▄▄▄
▃▃▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃ ▃▃ ▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃

▄ ▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄▄ ▄▄

▄▄ ▄▄
▄▄▄ ▄▄▄
▃▃▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃ ▃▃ ▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃

▄ ▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄▄ ▄▄

▄▄ ▄▄
▄▄▄ ▄▄▄
▃▃▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃ ▃▃ ▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃

▄ ▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄▄ ▄▄

▄▄ ▄▄
▄▄▄ ▄▄▄
▃▃▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃ ▃▃ ▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃

▄ ▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄▄ ▄▄

▄▄ ▄▄
▄▄▄ ▄▄▄
▃▃▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃ ▃▃ ▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃

▄ ▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄▄ ▄▄

▄▄ ▄▄
▄▄▄ ▄▄▄
▃▃▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃ ▃▃ ▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃

▄ ▄▄▄ ▄▄▄▄▄ ▄▄

▄▄ ▄▄
▄▄▄ ▄▄▄
▃▃▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃ ▃▃ ▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃ ▃▃▃