Fairbanks plots to kill Rondel Mayflower IV and Sawyer mopes over Cecania, who mopes over the 2004 election results ... until she's invited to audition as a TV horror host! SEXY BONUS: Each issue includes a peek into Cecania's Private Party, the fan-service-fueled SORE THUMBS subscription site!

Artist: Owen Gieni
Writer: Owen Gieni, Chris Crosby
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