Threat Idol attempts to seduce Cecania after introducing her to her lifelong idol, sexy horror host Elvira! Will the charming college professor/movie producer succeed? Will Cecania cheat on Sawyer?! Read the issue to find out! Plus, Dick Cheney shoots an old man in the face, and Fairbanks is jealous of the old man! Will this lead to Fairbanks becoming a drug addict? Perhaps! SEXY BONUS: Each issue includes a peek into Cecania's Private Party, the fan-service-fueled SORE THUMBS subscription site!

Artist: Owen Gieni
Writer: Owen Gieni, Chris Crosby
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